spreading misinformation
becoming a vampire
general mischief
arson
being super gay
men
being a sysadmin
eating the rich
“MmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmmAaauuiiiooo MmmmMmmmMmmmmmmmmmAiaia
DudududududududududuUuuuuUUUUUUU” - John Windowlicker
“I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits" - Some guy named Richard